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As we know how much you all love your jokes, here are some for you! (You can blame Mrs Chapman for most of these!)

 

What do you call a ghost comedian?

Dead funny!

 

Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

 

Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies!

 

What is the cutest season?

Awwww-tumn!

 

What do sheep like to do in the summer?

Have a baa-baa-cue!

 

What's a balloon's favourite type of music?                                     

 POP! music 🎈

 

What do you call a pig that does karate?                                            

Pork Chop  🐷

 

What happens if frogs park illegally?                                                   

They get toaded!🐸

 

Why did the pony get sent to his room?                                             

'Cos he kept horsing around 🐴

 

What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?                                     

 Nacho cheese!  🧀

 

 

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