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As we know how much you all love your jokes, here are some for you! (You can blame Mrs Chapman for most of these!)


What do you call a ghost comedian?

Dead funny!


Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!


Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies!


What is the cutest season?



What do sheep like to do in the summer?

Have a baa-baa-cue!


What's a balloon's favourite type of music?                                     

 POP! music 🎈


What do you call a pig that does karate?                                            

Pork Chop  🐷


What happens if frogs park illegally?                                                   

They get toaded!🐸


Why did the pony get sent to his room?                                             

'Cos he kept horsing around 🐴


What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?                                     

 Nacho cheese!  🧀